Anyone else notice that Keanu Reeves new Ronin 47 movie looks just like the Matrix but instead of him playing an emo-internet-warrior he plays an chubby-caucasian-samurai? How many damn times do you need to save the world, Keanu? Neo saves us from robots, Ted “Theodore” Logan saves us from a future dystopian society, John Constantine from Satan, Special Agent John ‘Johnny’ Utah from Patrick Swayze. Just like Keanu only makes shitbag deluxe movies, The Hill-Side only makes awesome ties. Stay tuned for tomorrow’s post in which I loosely tie Paul Walker’s death to loopback sweaters on Mr. Porter.
From NS, “The fabric design is a unique construction that the Hill-Side developed with Colimbo’s Japan factory that mimics the piping of the vintage Brown’s Beach jackets that originated at the turn of the century in Worcester, MA. Wool and cotton blend beach cloth neck tie with taped edges. 52% Cotton, 38% Wool, 10% Polyester. Made in Japan.”
At Need Supply.
ESPN is reporting that LeBron isn’t happy with the latest version of his self-titled sneaker monstrosity and is not willing to wear them during games. Well, I can’t blame him for not wanting to be seen in public wearing these hot pieces of shit. Who wants to wear a dumpster fire on their feet? They look like Optimus Prime had shoe sex with Bansky’s grandmother and spawned these wretched devil boots which apparently hurt your feet when trying to use them for their original intent.
Head on over to Nike for more looks you sadomasochistic bastard.
Danish designer with a name I can’t pronounce teaming with Americana blanket champions collaborating on whale patterns incongruously entitled, “SeaWolf.” Boom! Cue Vizzini from The Princess Bride shouting, “inconceivable!”
Word on the street is if you buy all three pieces and wear them together you turn into some Voltron Whale/Wolf who gets to defend the galaxy against a resurrected Lotor, now ruling planet Drule after a military coup d’état.
I forgot to tell you that you had to grow up in the 80′s and have spent your childhood unsupervised watching television for any of this to not be seemingly senseless shit. Alienating readers is what I do best. Just like what Voltron does best is rescuing Princess Allura from the evil Haggar just in time to stop the Fleet of Doom from destroying the Alliance and overtaking the universe!
From Need Supply, “Han Kjobenhavn is made of all the ingredients that form the fundamentals of Danish design: simple, but innovative. This collaboration between Copenhagen-based Han Kjobenhavn and American brand Pendleton marries that Danish inspiration and design with an American heritage aesthetic using fabrics created expressly for this collection. As one of the few US retailers of the first-ever collab between these two innovative companies, we proudly present Han Kjobenhavn x Pendleton.”
All available at Need Supply.
Now that Black Friday and Cyber Monday are over and you’re totally out of $, here is a freaking steal that you should just skip buying groceries for and snatch up on the fly. Baldwin’s White Out Henley is still marked down to $45.50.
Don’t be a fool to think you shouldn’t wear white denim year round and miss out on a pair of great jeans for a song. I purchased a pair a few months back and have been grateful I did. Don’t want to wear winter white? Fine. Cop ‘em now and have them ready and waiting this spring. As I type, virtually every size is still available.
Head over to Baldwin for more details.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Warby Parker makes inexpensive yet exceptional eyewear, yada, yada, yada. If you want to read about that, I’ve written about it before and again. Good shit all around. And I just dropped some more hard earned on their latest glasses in which they “collaborated” with Beck. I wonder how the hell that meeting went? Does Beck even wear glasses? Did you know that Beck’s done 12 albums and is a Scientologist? I wonder if Beck petitioned hard for these specs to be called the L. Ron instead of being named the Carmichael?
Don’t get me wrong, I was rocking out to Loser with every other 7th grader back in 1993 and Odelay had some strange tunes I remember enjoying but I’m actually more into the clear frames and keyhole bridge that fits well on my face rather than Beck’s Alt-Country-Jazz-Rock-WTF musical genius. Stay tuned for the WP + Third Eye Blind collection.
More details on the glasses over at Warby Parker if you’re interested or just really love Beck.
In the future, no one will wear belts because of obesity and the rise of the sweatpant. Enjoy these new General Knot belts whilst you can, fatass. If you look up fatass on Urban Dictionary it says, “Someone with more chins than a Chinese phone book.” That’s pretty racist. If you spell it with a space in between (fat ass) it states, “A fat person who cant move or stand up …… well only when they are licking the cheeto cheese off their fingers.” That’s more like it.
From GK, “Leather-smith Frank Clegg has crafted these unique belts for General Knot with 100% veg tanned and drum dyed leather and our carefully edited vintage fabrics. All belts are 1 1/4″ width and available in sizes 30-38.”
Take a further look at General Knot.