Creep | Microfleece Pullover

Let’s not play the obligatory preface game today. If it’s ok with you I’m going to bypass the whole introductory, “every man needs stout layer to keep warm this winter season” shit that I’m sure you don’t want to read again for the 530th time.

Shortcut straightaway to talking about this powerhouse pullover from Creep. I can’t say for certain but I think it’s handmade on the Island of Misfit Toys by the winged lion King Moonracer from the hair of the Abominable Snow Monster of the North (a.k.a. Bumble). Word is that in the contrasting pocket, one out of four contains a pair of Bumble’s teeth that were extracted so he could take up residence in Christmastown. Only a limited quantity of them were made back in 1964 for the premier of the Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer TV special so get your Christmas loving ass over to Woodlands to cop one whilst you can.

- DJS