Church’s | Sun Polished Fume
Pardon me for getting all psychotherapist on you but I have to diagnose these shoes with dissociative identity disorder. DID (popularly known as multiple personality disorder to the general public) is a mental disorder characterized by at least two distinct and relatively enduring identities or dissociated personality states. In other words, these shoes are somehow dressy and casual at the same damn time.
Give ’em a look at Frans Boone.