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Zanerobe | Sureshot Pant

December 16, 2013

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You know what’s really menswear? Print pants. The more ornate print, the better. You’re gonna want your pants to look like you’re trying to stay camouflaged in a fucking fabric store.

You know what’s really, really menswear right now? Elastic waist with drawstring. Belts are for idiots. Plus you got to tuck your shirt in to show peeps that you are so on point when choosing the size of your elastic waist action that you don’t even have to tie that shit and just let the drawstring dangle.

You know what’s menswear maximum at this moment? Drop crotch, which I call “dump crotch” since it looks like you’ve taken a shat, thus lowering the crotcherly area of your trousers. Keep ‘em guessing on why you need a little more room down there for penis size, a possible rash or adult diapers.

You know what’s extremely menswear at this very second? Elastic cuff. The tighter the better. I mean, we don’t want to go back to tight-rolling our shit, do we? I need my pants to look exactly like sweatpants without actually being sweatpants.

Take a further look at the varying options at Atrium.


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  1. December 16, 2013 11:10 pm

    Don’t lie Jerry, you’d wear these.

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