East Dane’s spring sale is alive and kicking, so if you’re looking to cop some gear from certain brands that rarely hit the virtual sale rack, now’s your time to shine. Just enter discount code “BIGEVENT15″ at checkout and spend $250 to get 15% off, $500 to get 20% off and $1000 to get 25% off storewide between March 3rd through March 8th. Take a look at twelve of my favorite’s below and click out on the titles for further details and purchase info.
Overall’s looking like they’re about to hit the scene and I, for one, am major afraid. Take these EG one’s, for instance. Shit’s not even got buckles up top, just holes to tie your straps through. You know you’re gonna need to double knot that strap or it’s gonna come untied throughout the day, giving you a Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes vibe you’ll pretty much want to avoid at all costs or your squad’s gonna start singing Waterfalls whenever they see you. But what’s a guy suppose to do when he’s gotta piss real bad and can’t get his straps un-knotted? Just make sure if you procure these that you grab a pack of Depends as well, as you wouldn’t want to piss through a $264 pair of overalls.
More info at Context if you’re brave or have a sizable bladder.
Guys, if you’re not into the ‘Putty’ coloration, then shame. I really want to tell you more about the many glories of white on white on white but I just got free HBO for three months and am straight up stuck watching movies I wasn’t really interested in enough to see in theaters, but am just interested enough in to distract me from doing anything with my life at home. Take The Wolverine, for instance. No, not Wolverine, the second one, in which they just added the ‘The’ on the front to suggest part II. Now, I’m not really sure what the fuck’s happening, as I’m catching it about 1/2 way through, but it seems that Logan (aka, Wolverine, from Wolverine and The Wolverine) is making his way through Japan without his healing powers. I keep waiting for him to hit up some cool menswear shops but instead he just keeps slashing through people and falling in love. Maybe the BlueRay has some outtakes of him going into Nakameguro or Minotaur but free HBO doesn’t include outtakes.
You’re all on your own researching the highlights of the Carhartt x Slam Jam Collection over at End.
For all you gents looking to save some dinero, your paper will go a long way at the Toddy S. winter sale. I mean, shit’s not cheap, cheap but it’s not like they marked everything down 7% and are calling it a sale. How big of a sale is it? Fuck man, don’t make me do math, just go check it out for yourself. Or don’t; no pressure. TS isn’t that needy ass Kickstarter your buddy is trying to get off the ground that you end up funding because you feel a little guilty. Todd’s gonna be alright with or without you or me.
Boots are pretty straightforward, so no need for elaborate introductions here. Dress them up, down or somewhere in-between; boots are all-around footwear, all winter long. If you’re in the boot market, just keep in mind the elements you’ll be trudging through as you consider the right pair for your cold commute. Click out on the titles for price and purchase info.
I’m a straight sucker for multicolored blues + patchwork + oddly placed pockets. Blue’s pretty much the only color in my wardrobe. When people ask me what my favorite color is, I always reply, “Marge Simpson hair blue,” ’cause fuck cerulean. I’ve never gone so far as to wear blue contacts, seeing how I have green eyes, but it would probably match up my whole personal brand. During undergrad, I once painted my room in the fraternity house a lighter color of blue and pretty much got made fun of everyday for it. I mean, it was called “Gunmetal Blue,” so you’d think it’d be fucking awesome but it somehow dried much lighter than I thought so it looked like I was preparing to keep an infant babe in there. I still get nervous anytime I have to go buy paint.
See the full Junya Watanabe MAN collection at End.
Oh, you don’t do berets? Tell that to Ernest Hemingway, haha. Oh you “can’t, ’cause he’s dead,” huh?
Fine. Well, then, try explaining yourself to Max Fischer. Oh, he’s a “fictional character,” huh?
Well, Che Guevara looks badass in a beret, right? Oh yeah, he was executed, right. But it probably didn’t have anything to do with him wearing a beret, right?
Wait, how about G.I. Joe’s Flint? Damn, that’s a cartoon character. But come on, he was pretty cool, some of the time. Oh, you liked Cobra better? Well, fuck, everyone did.
Wait, got it, Picasso! Wait, dead too, shit! Well, that guy sure could paint, right? Oh, you’re not into Cubism.
I don’t know why I even try with you.
Whatever, Engineered Garments French Twill Berets are at Context if you change your mind.